The Association of UK Dietitians has given the paleo diet both barrels in their list of diets to avoid - listing it at number two, just behind the 'drink your piss' diet.
It's probably not fair to point out the physical appearance of someone without knowing their background, but if you're the spokesperson for an authority who advises the general public on how to be healthy, I'm not sure your message will be that convincing if you look like this:
Sian Porter could be in peak health, but it doesn't look like it. I could be wrong. I guess it doesn't matter.
Anyway, the Dietitians Association of Australia has come out in support with typically illogical comments that make little sense to those not reading online news between hits of the crack pipe.
Damn you, stupid lazy people! We have a plan for you and you're not following directions!
Never mind that the plan doesn't work, never has, but they keep ramming it into our faces with a tireless monotony that speaks of an obtuseness so magnificent to be truly breathtaking.
If I taught kids how to swim and year after year my students either drowned or failed to grasp the concept of keeping afloat, I'm pretty sure I'd eventually get the hint that perhaps my methods were faulty and try something different.
That's enough stupidity for today. The last word goes to Pete Evans: